Wazdakka Gutsmek Brings the Speedwaaagh!

Speed freaks, your time has come. Wazdakka Gutsmek is getting rules that perfectly capture what it means to be the fastest, meanest Ork on the battlefield.

Wazdakka rides Big Revva, and this bike is absolutely ridiculous. He's got the toughness of a Trukk, the firepower of a Dakkajet, and hits like a Deff Dread, all wrapped up in a package that moves 14" before you even think about Advancing. The Throttlerokkit Shokka Engine gives him three different speed modes, which is peak Ork engineering.

Pulse Jet makes him stupid fast. Shokk Attack Engine makes him disappear – perfect for combining with Deep Strike to teleport across the board. And Turbo Engine sets him up for devastating charges. The best part? He's got the Lone Operative ability, so enemies can't shoot him from more than 12" away. With his movement, that means he's basically untouchable until he wants to be touched.

When he does crash into combat, things get messy. The Grabba Dagga is a Lance weapon with 6 attacks at Strength 10, AP -2, and 3 damage each. That'll put a dent in pretty much anything. And his Speeding Bulk and Flaming Exhaust adds another 6 attacks at Strength 15. Yeah, Strength fifteen. That's not a typo.

But here's the real kicker: Wazdakka makes Warbikers BATTLELINE. That means you can take twice as many as before. Forget Boyz – you can build an entire army around 36 Warbikers tearing across the table at maximum speed. They can perform actions in missions now too, which gives you way more tactical flexibility.

The upcoming Armageddon: The Return of Yarrick expansion includes a new Speedwaaagh! Detachment with a rule that lets bikes and buggies blast forward up to 24" in a straight line. Twenty-four inches. In one go. That's half the table.

If you've ever wanted to play an army that's just pure, unadulterated speed and violence, this is your moment. The Speedwaaagh! is real, and it's glorious.